The Man's Brand

YOU are the man…now start acting like it.

The Movie MANalysis

April 2nd, 2012

Troy

The Man's Brand movie MANalysis - TroyF*#@in-A!!! Such a badass movie!! BAM!!!! Although… I do have some Manalysies I would like to point out. Fist of all, i would like to say, talk about a lot of freakin’ awesome fight scenes! Especially the first good one. The jump & the throat stab… classic! Now, let me get into my disputes with this movie.

 

MutherFU*#@er… Orlando Bloom be thy name. You pieces of sh*t!!!! After watching this movie, I would like to kill you myself (not really just theoretically speaking).  They take this bullsh*t love story/chick flick aspect to the movie. Let me straighten something out real quick: Orlando Bloom plays a f*cking p*$sy wife grabber and Diane Kruger plays a worthless f*cking WHORE!!!!!!!!!! F*CKING c*nt WHORE!!!!!! Don’t let that bullshit fool you as a love story. Are you f*cking kidding me! PATHETIC.

 

Orlando Bloom’s character, along with Dian Kruger’s character,  should have been strung up by their feet and had Achilles name BRANDED into their genitals. Then, they should have been torchered. The movie would have been 20, no, 25 times better. Seriously! Think about it. Seeing assholes get killed in battles is deeply satisfying (in movies) but seeing that applied to cheating whores & wife grabbers… that’s a whole ‘nother level of classic.

Look, I know this is a harsh analysis but I am tired of seeing horseshit values placed (discretely) into movies. It’s crap. It’s a big part of why our shit society is such crap… no, let me reword that: F*CKING SH*****T!!!!!! Social brainwashing. This is not OK!!!! F*ck You Hollywood. Your welcome. You have ruined the sheep of our society. Go to HELL!!!!

Now, Thank you Mother’s Day for bestowing such a great movie upon our family that has some good historical value. And, thank you to my wife for being such a great mom & wife… couldn’t ask for more. 😉

Happy Mother’s Day to All!

 

Predator

Predator

The MANalysis of Predator

I am glad to say that today was Sunday & in my house, that means: Family Movie Night. Time to introduce the kids to Predator. One of the greatest movies of all time. I remember watching this piece of outstanding cinema classic with my dad at about the same age my son is. One of the many things I share with my Pops is that this is one of the greatest movies ever made and without a doubt, the best flick Schwarzenegger ever partook in. Termanator was high up on the list, but Mr. Governator, you should have followed up Predator with Predator 2 and never looked back. It would have set the foundation for much greater things in your career than being the governor of Cali.

I can only hope to share with my son the unspoken deep sense of pride and class that comes with knowing another member of your family can honestly notch this into their top five favorite movies of all times. It makes me proud to be able to agree with another member of the same stature on an issue of such profound nature. It becomes clear than we are one step closer to “Mantopia”.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

*