April 20th, 2012
Sam Adams, be thine founding fathers name. Never would you have guessed you would become the poster-man of an utterly astounding empire of amazingly head-giving brews. I’m talking foam here asshole, get your mind out of the gutter. JUST KIDDING. As men, we hold the divine right to put our head wherever it fits best. Be it a warm wet place – like the stream of a hot shower in the morning (although that’s not the warm wet place that first comes to my filthy mind), or in a cold dirty gutter, dazed from the liver shattering night before.
Shit, lost my train of thought there. One mention of “head” & it all goes downhill. Anyway, Sam Adams… what an outstanding brewing company. It’s like the blue coat of free beers, in a battle overwhelmed by red coats of shame, asshole accents and tyranny. It is the tasteful yet robust premium line of reasonably priced beers surrounded by an isle filled with overpriced crap, horse piss and shit.
I will take a Sam Adams Ma’am… may I have another.
Take that liver!
April 2nd, 2012
The MANalysis of Predator
I am glad to say that today was Sunday & in my house, that means: Family Movie Night. Time to introduce the kids to Predator. One of the greatest movies of all time. I remember watching this piece of outstanding cinema classic with my dad at about the same age my son is. One of the many things I share with my Pops is that this is one of the greatest movies ever made and without a doubt, the best flick Schwarzenegger ever partook in. Termanator was high up on the list, but Mr. Governator, you should have followed up Predator with Predator 2 and never looked back. It would have set the foundation for much greater things in your career than being the governor of Cali.
I can only hope to share with my son the unspoken deep sense of pride and class that comes with knowing another member of your family can honestly notch this into their top five favorite movies of all times. It makes me proud to be able to agree with another member of the same stature on an issue of such profound nature. It becomes clear than we are one step closer to “Mantopia”.